You can do anything you want to do and be anything you want to be. Follow your dreams. Read The Secret. Remaining deceased is just a product of negative thinking. That's what I tell everyone down the graveyard.
So is this some cooking thing? He was a shitty cook.
Suthers or Al?
Remember that I have already shown you all my meat and two veg. Blackened and charred.
"It was me tweeted it to Katy you dirty star-leering liar." - Garr.
"The live link ...up live the live link the live link up with link up with the live One Direction the live link up live live One live the live link up live the live the link the live One the live the live link up with One the live link up with One Dirlivelinkup the live One Direction the live link up with One Direction was a total triumph though wasn't it the live link up?" - Garr
By the way, since this is my thread I'm going to be shameless and plug my stories. Most have Recipe Book jokes hidden in them.
Strange Fruit was my first attempt at writing. It was written before Eleventh Hour aired but luckily themoff read it and based the character of the eleventh Doctor on my obscure fanfic. Lawsuits are pending, you betcha. No RB jokes.
Interface Threshold was next, written an entire year after Strange Fruit sank without a trace. It has the virtue of being quite short.
Precise Measures is the obligatory fanfic regeneration story, but the central idea still makes me chuckle.
The Boys Upstairs is my first seventh Doctor and Ace story. It's an Inferno Fiction special and Andrew Cartmell claims he's read it and liked it (I'm horrified at the thought he isn't just being diplomatic). People have said extremely nice things about it. Can you tell I'm happy with it?
I, Zygon is my love letter to Terror of the Zygons. Who doesn't love a Zygon? This is in the current issue of Inferno Fiction, and actually got my name on the Doctor Who News Page (buried in a list of other authors, true, but I was still insufferable about it.)
Many, many thanks to the esteemed Draculasaurus for reading three of these, by the way. I've been suffering a fairly horrid writer's block of the 'why bother' variety and his comments have been very encouraging. I'm even getting ready to start on Companions! again. Yes, I'm fishing for comments from the rest of you. I need encouragement! Needy bastard.
Draculasaurus: I LOVE Return of the Living Dead!
Feb 8, 2017 21:55:42 GMT
Josh: Yeah, ROTLD is a masterpiece
Feb 8, 2017 21:57:09 GMT
Josh: watched it recently and it really is the equal of Re-Animator, Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive (Brain Damage)
Feb 8, 2017 21:57:45 GMT
Draculasaurus: Part of it is the pace and editing. Fantastic.
Feb 8, 2017 22:00:27 GMT
Claude McLazarou: Yes, but who would win in a fight between Linnea Quigley and Debbie Rochon, though?
Feb 9, 2017 11:51:23 GMT
Claude McLazarou: When i say 'fight', i obviously mean wrestling in treacle.
Feb 9, 2017 11:51:46 GMT
Clem Tarknado: I'd have thought golden syrup would taste better...
Feb 9, 2017 20:15:57 GMT
Feb 9, 2017 22:11:46 GMT
Draculasaurus: Looks like there were three cloud car pilots arguing about who gets to go, and asshole Luke just gets in, and the one is like; "No fucking way, dude."
Feb 9, 2017 23:09:07 GMT
Josh: Lando: "Come on Luke, just let him drive." Luke: Shut up Lando! I'm not such a bad pilot...I don't have to sit here and listen to this." Guy in other pod: "Im not taking off while this one handed smartass is in the other pod."
Feb 10, 2017 3:06:22 GMT
Claude McLazarou: John Lando's best film was "Schlock".
Feb 10, 2017 8:02:24 GMT