Post by C K Styles on Nov 24, 2015 3:04:23 GMT
Dalek ships screamed towards the lone TARDIS which was skipping its way around the Mutter Spiral. Inside, the War Doctor was a tangle of limbs as he pulled various levers, pressed a plethora of buttons and honked a couple of horns to avoid the Dalek attacks.
The Doctor looked up at the scanner to see three Dalek ships all heading towards his TARDIS. From the outer two he could see the bright light of uberDalek missiles being launched. The Doctor swiped a lever across to its upper most setting and the TARDIS shot up, avoiding the missiles.
On the scanner, a further Dalek attack could be seen. This is never ending, thought the Doctor and he pressed a big red button. The light on top of the War TARDIS expanded, and enveloped the Dalek attack squad. When the light faded all that remained was a single Dalek ship. The Doctor recognised the banners hanging off it, being buffetted by the space winds.
"Ah, it's Field Marshall vonDalek," exclaimed the Doctor as he thought back to their previous encounters. vonDalek was the greatest Dalek fighter of them all. If any Dalek could defeat Dr Who, it'd be Field Marshall vonDalek.
That Western fighting song started playing. You know the one. Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo. It's in all those Western movies. It goes Waaahh waah waaah, wah wah wah.....waaahhh waaahhh waaahhh, wah wah wah. The Doctor and vonDalek realised that this would be their final battle.
Suddenly, the TARDIS console room started flashing with a lime green light.
"Oh for fucks sake" moaned the Doctor. The lime green alert meant only one thing: another incarnation of our favourite Time Lord was about to commit a heinous crime. Reluctantly, the War Doctor pulled down the helmic regulator and the TARDIS dematerialised towards earth.
***
Near a children's playground, the tenth incarnation of Dr Who, wearing his trademarked suit emerged from the bushes, along with his good friend Jimmy. They looked over towards where little kids were playing on the swings.
"Exciting!" declared the Doctor.
"Indeed it is," grinned Mr Savile.
The dastardly duo approached a gate, designed to prevent people like them from entering.
"It's ok," said Jimmy, briefly removing the cigar from his mouth. He winked at the Doctor, and removed a large brass key from his pocket.
"Excellent," said the Tenth Doctor as Jimmy unlocked the door. The duo looked at each other, smiled, and walked through the gate......and into the TARDIS!?!?!?!
***
Facing them, was the War Doctor, with hatred on his face.
"What the hell do you think your doing?" he roared.
The Tenth Doctor was speechless.
"What you were going to do goes against the law in all civilised societies in the galaxy! You should be ashamed!"
"But I've been alone since Wose left," mumbled the Tenth Doctor, looking at his feet. "I don't know any other way."
"For God's sake, man. Use your sonic screwdriver. There's an app for that."
"Huh?" huh-ed the Tenth Doctor, confused.
"Setting 429."
"Oh." The Tenth Doctor pulled down his trousers, flicked the sonic screwdriver to setting 429 and shoved it up his anus. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh" he purred, utterly content.
The War Doctor turned towards the camera. "And no, I have never used that setting. But I foresaw the day that I may have a less attractive incarnation, so I installed a few new settings to ensure these lesser Doctors can still pleasure themselves."
"But what about Jimmy?" asked the Tenth Doctor, But Jimmy was already gone, looking for an alternative entrance into the playground. The Doctors laughed.
"Now you can fuck off, Mr Paedo Who," commanded the War Doctor, pointing at the doors of his TARDIS. Tenny left, and the War Doctor went back to his battle with vonDalek...
The Doctor looked up at the scanner to see three Dalek ships all heading towards his TARDIS. From the outer two he could see the bright light of uberDalek missiles being launched. The Doctor swiped a lever across to its upper most setting and the TARDIS shot up, avoiding the missiles.
On the scanner, a further Dalek attack could be seen. This is never ending, thought the Doctor and he pressed a big red button. The light on top of the War TARDIS expanded, and enveloped the Dalek attack squad. When the light faded all that remained was a single Dalek ship. The Doctor recognised the banners hanging off it, being buffetted by the space winds.
"Ah, it's Field Marshall vonDalek," exclaimed the Doctor as he thought back to their previous encounters. vonDalek was the greatest Dalek fighter of them all. If any Dalek could defeat Dr Who, it'd be Field Marshall vonDalek.
That Western fighting song started playing. You know the one. Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo. It's in all those Western movies. It goes Waaahh waah waaah, wah wah wah.....waaahhh waaahhh waaahhh, wah wah wah. The Doctor and vonDalek realised that this would be their final battle.
Suddenly, the TARDIS console room started flashing with a lime green light.
"Oh for fucks sake" moaned the Doctor. The lime green alert meant only one thing: another incarnation of our favourite Time Lord was about to commit a heinous crime. Reluctantly, the War Doctor pulled down the helmic regulator and the TARDIS dematerialised towards earth.
***
Near a children's playground, the tenth incarnation of Dr Who, wearing his trademarked suit emerged from the bushes, along with his good friend Jimmy. They looked over towards where little kids were playing on the swings.
"Exciting!" declared the Doctor.
"Indeed it is," grinned Mr Savile.
The dastardly duo approached a gate, designed to prevent people like them from entering.
"It's ok," said Jimmy, briefly removing the cigar from his mouth. He winked at the Doctor, and removed a large brass key from his pocket.
"Excellent," said the Tenth Doctor as Jimmy unlocked the door. The duo looked at each other, smiled, and walked through the gate......and into the TARDIS!?!?!?!
***
Facing them, was the War Doctor, with hatred on his face.
"What the hell do you think your doing?" he roared.
The Tenth Doctor was speechless.
"What you were going to do goes against the law in all civilised societies in the galaxy! You should be ashamed!"
"But I've been alone since Wose left," mumbled the Tenth Doctor, looking at his feet. "I don't know any other way."
"For God's sake, man. Use your sonic screwdriver. There's an app for that."
"Huh?" huh-ed the Tenth Doctor, confused.
"Setting 429."
"Oh." The Tenth Doctor pulled down his trousers, flicked the sonic screwdriver to setting 429 and shoved it up his anus. "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh" he purred, utterly content.
The War Doctor turned towards the camera. "And no, I have never used that setting. But I foresaw the day that I may have a less attractive incarnation, so I installed a few new settings to ensure these lesser Doctors can still pleasure themselves."
"But what about Jimmy?" asked the Tenth Doctor, But Jimmy was already gone, looking for an alternative entrance into the playground. The Doctors laughed.
"Now you can fuck off, Mr Paedo Who," commanded the War Doctor, pointing at the doors of his TARDIS. Tenny left, and the War Doctor went back to his battle with vonDalek...