Post by Draculasuthers on Apr 26, 2016 10:05:25 GMT
The Impossible Astronaut
American man by the lake: "I believe I can save you some time. That most certainly is the Doctor, and this is most certainly the worst American accent ever, even worse than Drac's drawl."
"It was me tweeted it to Katy you dirty star-leering liar." - Garr.
"The live link ...up live the live link the live link up with link up with the live One Direction the live link up live live One live the live link up live the live the link the live One the live the live link up with One the live link up with One Dirlivelinkup the live One Direction the live link up with One Direction was a total triumph though wasn't it the live link up?" - Garr
Bill: Hi! Who are you? Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Is this 19th century Traken by any chance? Bill: Yes. Your clothing looks weird. Perhaps you have a way to get out of this planet for a while? That blue box looks weird as fuck, too. Doctor: Yeah. Tell your family, you're going on a potentially infinite journey. *five minutes later* Bill: I just did. Doctor: Jump in there! Bill: It's bigger on the inside! Woah! Doctor: It's called TARDIS or Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. It's a time space machine that disguised itself as a police box way way ago. Bill: Yeah. So I guess... Doctor: I could take you to see a soccer play on Earth, in their 1980's. Bill: That could be good. I don't know anything about that "soccer". We don't have it here on Traken. Doctor: I feel that you will love it soon. TARDIS: *woorp woorp* Doctor: Now we're on Earth. Bill: I'm going to change into accurate clothing. *changes into the clothes from the prewiew* Doctor: You look beautiful like that. Bill: Thank you. And fuck it, I was goin' for badass. Doctor: Okay my dear. Bill: Don't call me "my dear", my name is Jadan. Doctor: Okay Jadan. Jadan of Traken, that has a nice ring to it. Bill: Well, at least that's what my parents named me. I thought that since this is a new life... You could call me Bill. Is that good. Doctor: Yes, Bill! Let's fuckin' go!
I'm Proboards' official Nyssa, usually known by Nimrod Elian Mikkusu on unrelated sites. I was born in 21 November 1996 in Palermo, Italy, as an aromantic asexual cisfeminine person. I discovered Doctor Who through TVtropes and the Dr. Whooves meme, and eventually entered in its Tumblr subfandom.
And yes, I also ship NysZoe as you can see. Purple-loving supergenius space teenage sciencey-logicy girlfriends.
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