Post by Ribs, Suthers' Pal on Aug 19, 2016 21:30:01 GMT
"Egads!" Exclaimed Doctor Who, throwing his scarf across his neck. "I've never been here before."
"Really?" JJ Cool asked, surprised. "I'd have come here, first thing, daddy-O-who-man."
"Please, JJ Cool, though you are undeniably the king of swing please keep the nicknames to a minimum. My name is Who."
Reverend Lindsay and Sarah immediately stepped outside of the TARDIS, unaware of what horrors awaited them.
"Brigadier! Get after them!" Dr. Who yelled at his friend, who murmured to Sergeant Benton before the two of them followed the duo outside.
"JJ - a word." Doctor Who and his newest friend moved close to one another. "We are about to face a greater evil than any man has ever known."
"No - I'm aware of that, Who-man- er, Mr. Who- er, Doctor Who."
"Please put on some shoes."
"That's just it, though, cat! Evil expects shoes!" The rascal did have a point, and Dr. Who simply grasped his shoulders in affirmation.
"Alright, alright, let's see what Sarah and the Reverend and the Brigadier and Sgt. Benton have gotten up to, huh? I'm sure it's something exciting."
Sarah Jane, her wedding dress covered in Hitler's blood, screamed seemingly endlessly. The Brigadier, having lost the bowling tourney, was busy washing Reverend Linsday's car. Sergeant Benton had become the ruler of the universe. The Doctor and JJ watched this from the doors of the TARDIS, sat at the garden of Versailles.
"Well, to be completely frank, I couldn't say this wasn't to be expected." The Doctor sighed, somewhat disappointed. "Let's say we go and get a quick cuppa, eh? Then we'll sort out this mess."
JJ Cool smiled at his friend, wishing he had not already arranged to turn him over to his evil master, The Master, for £150.
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