An Uninhabited Planet
Aug 23, 2016 23:19:11 GMT
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Post by Ribs, Suthers' Pal on Aug 23, 2016 23:19:11 GMT
"Right, here we are," Reverend Lindsay pulled the landing gear on the TARDIS console.
"Fantastic!" Cheered Sergeant Benton. He quietly approached the reverend, and murmured, "you actually seem to do a better job of it than the big cheese himself."
Hearing this from across the console, the big cheese's gigantic smirk quickly turned to a frown.
"Now, now, Sergeant Benton," retorted Doctor Who, "if you don't like it, you can leave. And this uninhabited planet hurtling towards an undying sun - not the kind of place you'd want to be left!"
"Doctor!" Sarah slapped him on his wrist.
"Oh, Sarah, I'm only joking." He locked eyes with the UNIT Sergeant in a deathly serious glare and mouthed, "not joking."
Reverend Linsday, giddy with excitement, opened the TARDIS doors with the controls. Roused from his sleep, the Brigadier emerged from his sleeping quarters in his pyjamas, wearing a full night-suit including a night-cap with a cotton puff ball on the end.
"I say, Sergeant Benton, what's all the commotion?"
"Sorry, sir." He stood upright. "Just some joshing around, sir."
JJ Cool skedaddled in. "Did somebody mentioning joshin' around?"
"If it isn't the veritable prince of joshing, JJ Cool himself!" Doctor Who said. "Quickly, now, let's us all chart out our latest adventure."
And so Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, the Brigadier, and Sergeant Benton all headed outside to see what awaited them.
"Egads!" shrieked Benton girlishly upon seeing the monstrosity outside.
"Sergeant, that is not appropriate behavior for a military officer," the Brigadier reprimanded.
"Er, egads, sir?" He attempted.
"I say!" Reverend Lindsay said of the monster standing outside the TARDIS.
"Ah, Doctor, we meet again!" The fearsome Tractator leader, the Gravis, welcomed the gang to his abode, all of them paralyzed in fright. "Er- sorry to ruin the moment, but which one are you?"
The Doctor raised his hand.
"Ah, sorry, just wanted to be sure." The Gravis turned his eye towards Sarah Jane. "I see at least one new heavenly body I'd like to hollow out, turn into a powerful engine, and maneuver towards me..."
"I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way." Sarah said.
"I do!" JJ Cool retorted.
"What do you want with us?" Doctor Who asked.
"Many years in the past, your future self brought me to this planet to live out my days alone and in exile. Presumably, he forgot that my weird alien ability is that I can literally drive planets, so I just did that and decided I'd wreak havoc on the universe by crashing into other planets and forming new super-planets by bringing them together and then crashing into more planets."
"Diabolical!" The Brigadier said, not understanding a word.
"Yeah, like, I just went and found Frontios and smashed it and killed all of the last humans. Humanity is over now. Sorry." Reverend Lindsay smiled.
"Okay, what is wrong with that guy? Why is he smiling? His race is extinct. All human life amounted to nothing. Smile sometime else, weirdo."
"And what do you want from us?" Doctor Who implored. "What are your demands?"
"Dunno."
Sgt. Benton scratched the back of his neck, but the Brigadier swatted at him and he placed his hands behind his back.
The group stood there in stony silence.
"Oh, I guess I could come with you?"
"Hm?" Doctor Who asked, mouth agape.
"Yeah, seems like it's a pretty fun crowd you have here." The Gravis' suitcase suddenly burst from the ground, along with a hat and coat, moved via his Tractator powers. "Let's go!"
"Er, alright, I suppose." Doctor Who opened the TARDIS door and walked him inside, unsure of what his next course of action should have been.
"At least it won't be as much of a sausage party, huh? Just us girls?" The Gravis cackled at Sarah Jane as she moved into the spaceship.
Thus, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, the Brigadier, Sgt. Benton, and their new friend the Gravis went on to their next adventure, to the distant past of the year 2016.
"Fantastic!" Cheered Sergeant Benton. He quietly approached the reverend, and murmured, "you actually seem to do a better job of it than the big cheese himself."
Hearing this from across the console, the big cheese's gigantic smirk quickly turned to a frown.
"Now, now, Sergeant Benton," retorted Doctor Who, "if you don't like it, you can leave. And this uninhabited planet hurtling towards an undying sun - not the kind of place you'd want to be left!"
"Doctor!" Sarah slapped him on his wrist.
"Oh, Sarah, I'm only joking." He locked eyes with the UNIT Sergeant in a deathly serious glare and mouthed, "not joking."
Reverend Linsday, giddy with excitement, opened the TARDIS doors with the controls. Roused from his sleep, the Brigadier emerged from his sleeping quarters in his pyjamas, wearing a full night-suit including a night-cap with a cotton puff ball on the end.
"I say, Sergeant Benton, what's all the commotion?"
"Sorry, sir." He stood upright. "Just some joshing around, sir."
JJ Cool skedaddled in. "Did somebody mentioning joshin' around?"
"If it isn't the veritable prince of joshing, JJ Cool himself!" Doctor Who said. "Quickly, now, let's us all chart out our latest adventure."
And so Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, the Brigadier, and Sergeant Benton all headed outside to see what awaited them.
"Egads!" shrieked Benton girlishly upon seeing the monstrosity outside.
"Sergeant, that is not appropriate behavior for a military officer," the Brigadier reprimanded.
"Er, egads, sir?" He attempted.
"I say!" Reverend Lindsay said of the monster standing outside the TARDIS.
"Ah, Doctor, we meet again!" The fearsome Tractator leader, the Gravis, welcomed the gang to his abode, all of them paralyzed in fright. "Er- sorry to ruin the moment, but which one are you?"
The Doctor raised his hand.
"Ah, sorry, just wanted to be sure." The Gravis turned his eye towards Sarah Jane. "I see at least one new heavenly body I'd like to hollow out, turn into a powerful engine, and maneuver towards me..."
"I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way." Sarah said.
"I do!" JJ Cool retorted.
"What do you want with us?" Doctor Who asked.
"Many years in the past, your future self brought me to this planet to live out my days alone and in exile. Presumably, he forgot that my weird alien ability is that I can literally drive planets, so I just did that and decided I'd wreak havoc on the universe by crashing into other planets and forming new super-planets by bringing them together and then crashing into more planets."
"Diabolical!" The Brigadier said, not understanding a word.
"Yeah, like, I just went and found Frontios and smashed it and killed all of the last humans. Humanity is over now. Sorry." Reverend Lindsay smiled.
"Okay, what is wrong with that guy? Why is he smiling? His race is extinct. All human life amounted to nothing. Smile sometime else, weirdo."
"And what do you want from us?" Doctor Who implored. "What are your demands?"
"Dunno."
Sgt. Benton scratched the back of his neck, but the Brigadier swatted at him and he placed his hands behind his back.
The group stood there in stony silence.
"Oh, I guess I could come with you?"
"Hm?" Doctor Who asked, mouth agape.
"Yeah, seems like it's a pretty fun crowd you have here." The Gravis' suitcase suddenly burst from the ground, along with a hat and coat, moved via his Tractator powers. "Let's go!"
"Er, alright, I suppose." Doctor Who opened the TARDIS door and walked him inside, unsure of what his next course of action should have been.
"At least it won't be as much of a sausage party, huh? Just us girls?" The Gravis cackled at Sarah Jane as she moved into the spaceship.
Thus, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, the Brigadier, Sgt. Benton, and their new friend the Gravis went on to their next adventure, to the distant past of the year 2016.