Post by Ribs, Suthers' Pal on Sept 8, 2016 15:59:15 GMT
The TARDIS landed on Lincoln Street. Mr. and Mrs. O'Leary, hearing the commotion, opened their door and guffawed at the strange blue box.
"Ooh-heck," explained Mrs. O'Leary, "what's this then?"
"Hello!" Said Dr. Who, emerging from the box. "I'm your new neighbor!"
Mr. O'Leary was not happy.
"It's the middle of summer, why the scarf?"
"Just what I wear."
"Anyway, here are my friends." Doctor Who opened the door as his companions exited. "This is Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, Sergeant Benton, The Brigadier, The Gravis, and Jack Lynch."
"We all fit in the box!" Explained the Irish politican.
"Anyway, we're going to be staying here for the next, oh, fifteen years or so, if that's alright with you." Doctor Who explained.
"What's this then?" Mrs. O'Leary asked.
"I'm hot on the trail of my arch-nemesis Davros." Doctor Who walked right up to Mrs. O'Leary, to whisper in her ear. "He is currently masquerading as your mailman."
"Gadzooks! Not Davros, creator of the Daleks?"
"Yes!" Reverend Lindsay exclaimed. "Quickly, to the TARDIS!"
Very confused and tired of this rather poor story even by Jon Pertwee Recipe Book Forum standards, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane, Reverend Lindsay, JJ Cool, Sergeant Benton, The Brigadier, The Gravis, Jack Lynch, Mr. O'Leary, and Mrs. O'Leary entered the TARDIS and planned how to stop the disgruntled postal worker's latest fiendish scheme.
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