DOCTOR WHO - THE MUSICAL
Nov 11, 2013 17:16:34 GMT
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Post by Not the Mind Probe!!! on Nov 11, 2013 17:16:34 GMT
Whovian Rhapsody
Is this Doctor Who?
Or Muffit's fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from fans that squee.
Open your eyes,
Hear fanboy's cries and see...
He runs the damn show, he needs no sympathy,
Because his plots they wind, timey-wime,
Leave you dry, heaving sighs,
Any way the show goes, doesn't mean I won't bitch and whine.... Bitch and whine....
Moffat... Just killed a script,
The first draft - it really clicked,
Now it's just gone all to shit.
Moffat, your time has just begun,
But now the show is fizzling away!
Moffat!!! OooOOoOoOooooooooo~
I don't wanna make you cry,
But I'll be back on Gallifrey Base this time tomorrow,
To carry on, carry on, as if it really matters...
Too late, ratings are in,
AI Scores - an all-time high,
But the show's still gonna die.
Goodbye, Doctor Who, you're bound to go.
It's just like the fucking 80s, I just know!
Moffat!!! OOoOOooOoOooooooo~
I just wanna cry!
Sometimes wish the show never came back at all!
I see a tiny little glimmer of some hope,
(No fucking way, no fucking way! It's fucking Peter Capaldi!)
Holy fucking shit!
This seems incredibly legit to me!
Fan girls crying
Fan girls crying
Cause Dr Who is old and grey.
MAGNIFICOOOO!!!
Moff's just a poor boy, no body loved him.
He's just a poor boy, working for the BBC.
Spare him the cries of these wank fantasies.
Easy come, easy go, the squee-ers they must go.
"RA-SSI-LON! No we will not let them go!"
(Let them go!) "RA-SSI-LON! NO! We must not let them go!"
(Let them go!) "RA-SSI-LON! NO! We must not let them go!"
(Never, never let them go) AHHHHH~!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
(Fan girls crying, fan girls crying!) FUCKING HELL, JUST LET THEM GO!
The Twelth Doctor will be the nail in the coffin of squee. Of squee. Of SQUEE!!!!!!!!
(ROCKING SOLO)
So you think Doctor Who is going to die?
So you think it's a show just about some hot guy!?
Oh, baby! It's the end for you baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of my fandom!
(MORE ROCKING)
This show really matters...
Anyone can see..
This show really matters...
This show really matters... to meeeee~
Is this Doctor Who?
Or Muffit's fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from fans that squee.
Open your eyes,
Hear fanboy's cries and see...
He runs the damn show, he needs no sympathy,
Because his plots they wind, timey-wime,
Leave you dry, heaving sighs,
Any way the show goes, doesn't mean I won't bitch and whine.... Bitch and whine....
Moffat... Just killed a script,
The first draft - it really clicked,
Now it's just gone all to shit.
Moffat, your time has just begun,
But now the show is fizzling away!
Moffat!!! OooOOoOoOooooooooo~
I don't wanna make you cry,
But I'll be back on Gallifrey Base this time tomorrow,
To carry on, carry on, as if it really matters...
Too late, ratings are in,
AI Scores - an all-time high,
But the show's still gonna die.
Goodbye, Doctor Who, you're bound to go.
It's just like the fucking 80s, I just know!
Moffat!!! OOoOOooOoOooooooo~
I just wanna cry!
Sometimes wish the show never came back at all!
I see a tiny little glimmer of some hope,
(No fucking way, no fucking way! It's fucking Peter Capaldi!)
Holy fucking shit!
This seems incredibly legit to me!
Fan girls crying
Fan girls crying
Cause Dr Who is old and grey.
MAGNIFICOOOO!!!
Moff's just a poor boy, no body loved him.
He's just a poor boy, working for the BBC.
Spare him the cries of these wank fantasies.
Easy come, easy go, the squee-ers they must go.
"RA-SSI-LON! No we will not let them go!"
(Let them go!) "RA-SSI-LON! NO! We must not let them go!"
(Let them go!) "RA-SSI-LON! NO! We must not let them go!"
(Never, never let them go) AHHHHH~!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!
(Fan girls crying, fan girls crying!) FUCKING HELL, JUST LET THEM GO!
The Twelth Doctor will be the nail in the coffin of squee. Of squee. Of SQUEE!!!!!!!!
(ROCKING SOLO)
So you think Doctor Who is going to die?
So you think it's a show just about some hot guy!?
Oh, baby! It's the end for you baby!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get out of my fandom!
(MORE ROCKING)
This show really matters...
Anyone can see..
This show really matters...
This show really matters... to meeeee~