Post by theretsam on Jan 24, 2014 20:29:46 GMT
Dr. Who: "Goodbyeee..."
Hell, later that day(?).
Adric and a surprise appearance by "Commander Maxil" had eaten their way through the Third Ring of Hell (gluttony), and it was at the gate to the Fourth Ring that he said goodbye to Nine, Susan and Tegan. Zoe was standing at his side, her head on his shoulder.
'Who', gudby? Yuu can't! We're in this together!'
'I'm sorry, Doctor, but I have met my match. Zoe's cute, bubbly, has a lovely personality, she wears sparkly catsuits, and her IQ is twice that of mine. We both love mathematics, adventure, food. We have so much in common. No amount of traveling the universe could top a life with Zoe. In fact, I've gotten pretty damn sick of Tegan and Nyssa.'
'Onderstandable.'
Tegan, despite being unconcious, complained loudly. '!!!!!!!!!!!'
'But how will yuu explain yor absence in the regular timeline?'
'I'm taking care of that. I'm going to build an shapeshifting android. I'll programme him to look exactly like me and make it look like he dies at the next possible occasion. Of course he won't actually die, but I've got a new life waiting for him on the planet Xeriphas.'
'Lovely.'
'We have already calculated when and how Zoe's going to get off the TARDIS permanently, taking into account the pattern the TARDIS takes on its travels, he amount of options the Doctor has when confronted with several situations, and concluded that at some point he will be upped in his game and asks the aid of the Time Lords, who will then send Zoe away to her own time and place. I will be there, waiting for her, and that exact moment with flowers and a handkerchief.'
'For now,' he added, 'we are going to enjoy all the time we have left together, until the inevitable end of this adventure.'
Zoe added: 'And Doctor: don't forget to push the indigo button. The indigo button, remember!'
The Second Doctor coughed. 'Well then, I will be off again. My Seventh self needs me. Jamie's destination has been flowed over with lava, unfortunately, so I'll send him back to the White Guardian, and Ben and Polly will also go there. Good luck.'
'Thanks.'
And so the Ninth Doctor, Susan and Tegan stood before the gateway to the Fourth Circle of Hell, which said: GREED. They walked in.
Hell, later that day(?).
Adric and a surprise appearance by "Commander Maxil" had eaten their way through the Third Ring of Hell (gluttony), and it was at the gate to the Fourth Ring that he said goodbye to Nine, Susan and Tegan. Zoe was standing at his side, her head on his shoulder.
'Who', gudby? Yuu can't! We're in this together!'
'I'm sorry, Doctor, but I have met my match. Zoe's cute, bubbly, has a lovely personality, she wears sparkly catsuits, and her IQ is twice that of mine. We both love mathematics, adventure, food. We have so much in common. No amount of traveling the universe could top a life with Zoe. In fact, I've gotten pretty damn sick of Tegan and Nyssa.'
'Onderstandable.'
Tegan, despite being unconcious, complained loudly. '!!!!!!!!!!!'
'But how will yuu explain yor absence in the regular timeline?'
'I'm taking care of that. I'm going to build an shapeshifting android. I'll programme him to look exactly like me and make it look like he dies at the next possible occasion. Of course he won't actually die, but I've got a new life waiting for him on the planet Xeriphas.'
'Lovely.'
'We have already calculated when and how Zoe's going to get off the TARDIS permanently, taking into account the pattern the TARDIS takes on its travels, he amount of options the Doctor has when confronted with several situations, and concluded that at some point he will be upped in his game and asks the aid of the Time Lords, who will then send Zoe away to her own time and place. I will be there, waiting for her, and that exact moment with flowers and a handkerchief.'
'For now,' he added, 'we are going to enjoy all the time we have left together, until the inevitable end of this adventure.'
Zoe added: 'And Doctor: don't forget to push the indigo button. The indigo button, remember!'
The Second Doctor coughed. 'Well then, I will be off again. My Seventh self needs me. Jamie's destination has been flowed over with lava, unfortunately, so I'll send him back to the White Guardian, and Ben and Polly will also go there. Good luck.'
'Thanks.'
And so the Ninth Doctor, Susan and Tegan stood before the gateway to the Fourth Circle of Hell, which said: GREED. They walked in.