Post by C K Styles on Apr 23, 2014 1:09:57 GMT
The latest Sexy Voord adventure is available now
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He stood alone in a dark room. Above his head glowed a precise model of the solar system. The mad and utterly evil astronomer cackled to himself.
"Hehehehehehe. Suthers, you've done it again! They'll rue the day they pissed you off."
Suthers. Once upon a time he had been a respected astronomer; now he was a shell of his former shelf. It all stemmed from that fateful day in 2006 when the International Astronomical Union declared that Pluto was no longer a planet. The bastards!! From that moment, Suthers had been filled with anger, rage and hate. It ate at him, affected his astronomy work and led to his eventual demise as a trusted astronomer.
So Suthers did the only thing that an evil astronomer would do in such a situation. He vowed revenge on the IAU.
"My plan begins with the creation of a super bomb. It's like a normal bomb, but it's super. I shall harness its power to blow up Venus. That'll teach 'em. And then, when they're staring up into the void left behind, I shall laugh at them. Ha ha ha."
That's right, Suthers was mad.
"And then, annnnnnnnnnd then, I shall continue. I shall destroy Mercury. And Mars. And that wretched Neptune. They'll regret demoting Pluto!!!! And once they can't take any more, I shall storm their secret underground headquarters in the South American jungle (the exact location must remain vague) and go crazy with a machine gun."
Suddenly, Sexy Voord emerged from an extra dark corner of the room.
"Alright boys, arrest him."
Behind her emerged two policemen. Their names were Aidan and Kim. They liked eating pizza and playing computer games. Suthers looked stunned. He offered no resistance as they approached and placed handcuffs on him. One led Suthers away to the police car, whilst the other turned to Sexy Voord.
"Ms Voord. One day when this adventure gets novelised, won't the audience be annoyed by the brevity of the story? And its anticlimactic nature?"
"Maybe. Maybe"
The End.
Please note: The real life Suthers is not mad. He does not hate the IAU. There is no plot to blow up planets or go crazy with a machine gun.
braisedhearts.weebly.com/super-sleuth-4-the-evil-astronomer.html
He stood alone in a dark room. Above his head glowed a precise model of the solar system. The mad and utterly evil astronomer cackled to himself.
"Hehehehehehe. Suthers, you've done it again! They'll rue the day they pissed you off."
Suthers. Once upon a time he had been a respected astronomer; now he was a shell of his former shelf. It all stemmed from that fateful day in 2006 when the International Astronomical Union declared that Pluto was no longer a planet. The bastards!! From that moment, Suthers had been filled with anger, rage and hate. It ate at him, affected his astronomy work and led to his eventual demise as a trusted astronomer.
So Suthers did the only thing that an evil astronomer would do in such a situation. He vowed revenge on the IAU.
"My plan begins with the creation of a super bomb. It's like a normal bomb, but it's super. I shall harness its power to blow up Venus. That'll teach 'em. And then, when they're staring up into the void left behind, I shall laugh at them. Ha ha ha."
That's right, Suthers was mad.
"And then, annnnnnnnnnd then, I shall continue. I shall destroy Mercury. And Mars. And that wretched Neptune. They'll regret demoting Pluto!!!! And once they can't take any more, I shall storm their secret underground headquarters in the South American jungle (the exact location must remain vague) and go crazy with a machine gun."
Suddenly, Sexy Voord emerged from an extra dark corner of the room.
"Alright boys, arrest him."
Behind her emerged two policemen. Their names were Aidan and Kim. They liked eating pizza and playing computer games. Suthers looked stunned. He offered no resistance as they approached and placed handcuffs on him. One led Suthers away to the police car, whilst the other turned to Sexy Voord.
"Ms Voord. One day when this adventure gets novelised, won't the audience be annoyed by the brevity of the story? And its anticlimactic nature?"
"Maybe. Maybe"
The End.
Please note: The real life Suthers is not mad. He does not hate the IAU. There is no plot to blow up planets or go crazy with a machine gun.