I have returned from exile to find this place in ruins. I say, an election? What's the JPRBDF coming to? However. After some serious consideration ("GAWD THIS IS LIKE COOL AND SHIT!!!!") I have decided to enter.
This is theretsam, for the Party of Stuff (PoS) and the constituency of Hamlet-on-Brook I represent. We have a variety of slogans, such as "Yeah? Well, I'm not the UKIP!", "The Americans..." and the age-old favorite "I blame Moffat Wiles/Tosh Dicks JNT.".
This is my music.
Vote for the Party of Stuff and stuff! I don't have silly colours and tireless populism! A vote for me is a vote against the establishment!
Draculasaurus: I LOVE Return of the Living Dead!
Feb 8, 2017 21:55:42 GMT
Josh: Yeah, ROTLD is a masterpiece
Feb 8, 2017 21:57:09 GMT
Josh: watched it recently and it really is the equal of Re-Animator, Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive (Brain Damage)
Feb 8, 2017 21:57:45 GMT
Draculasaurus: Part of it is the pace and editing. Fantastic.
Feb 8, 2017 22:00:27 GMT
Claude McLazarou: Yes, but who would win in a fight between Linnea Quigley and Debbie Rochon, though?
Feb 9, 2017 11:51:23 GMT
Claude McLazarou: When i say 'fight', i obviously mean wrestling in treacle.
Feb 9, 2017 11:51:46 GMT
Clem Tarknado: I'd have thought golden syrup would taste better...
Feb 9, 2017 20:15:57 GMT
Feb 9, 2017 22:11:46 GMT
Draculasaurus: Looks like there were three cloud car pilots arguing about who gets to go, and asshole Luke just gets in, and the one is like; "No fucking way, dude."
Feb 9, 2017 23:09:07 GMT
Josh: Lando: "Come on Luke, just let him drive." Luke: Shut up Lando! I'm not such a bad pilot...I don't have to sit here and listen to this." Guy in other pod: "Im not taking off while this one handed smartass is in the other pod."
Feb 10, 2017 3:06:22 GMT
Claude McLazarou: John Lando's best film was "Schlock".
Feb 10, 2017 8:02:24 GMT