Post by Ribs, Suthers' Pal on Aug 12, 2015 14:11:42 GMT
“Hand me that beaker!” Doctor Who commanded, gesturing to a glass filled with opaque blue liquid.
“Sure thing!” Lu Ping rushed across the laboratory and grabbed it, bringing it over to the Doctor.
“Please, Lu Ping, be careful. I don’t know what I’d do without you.” He carefully considered the contents of the jar before him. “This is a highly corrosive acid, able to burn its way through any material here on God’s green Earth..”
He then, immediately, threw the liquid straight onto the man tied to the chair beside them.
“Tell me where the Master is hiding!” He barked.
The man let out an unrelenting scream of agony as his skin began to peel off. Doctor Who, in attempt to quiet him, threw a right hook across his face, knocking his chair to the floor.
“My good man, please, just tell me what I want to know and this will all be over for you.” He explained.
The man, again, grunted a negative response. Doctor Who, shaking his head, grabbed his pistol and cocked it.
Pressing it against the man’s temple, he began;
Please, I want to know,
Where, I’m supposed to go;
I spend all my wa-king nights,
Scared of the co-ming frights.
Oh, just tell me where the Master’s gone,
I’ll make it for-tu-i-tas for you;
Just tell me where the Master is,
Whether he’s with Nate or Pete or Drew;
Just let me know where he is,
I’m just dy-ing to knoooooooooooooow.
At this point, Doctor Who began dancing around, jumping and skipping throughout the lab whilst showboating with his cane and top hat. Lu Ping provided a basic backing vocal track, as the instrumental intermission came to a close.
Oh, just tell me where the Master’s gone,
I’ll make it for-tu-i-tas for you;
Just tell me where the Master’s gone,
He’s surely hiding somewhere new;
Just let me know where he is;
We’re just dying;
Lu Ping chimed in. “Just dying!”
-Just dying!
“Just dying!”
To, knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Exhausted from breath, the Doctor and Lu Ping bowed to the confused man tied and beaten in front of them.
“He’s at the abandoned mine!” The man struggled to let out.
“There, now.” Dr. Who kneeled down to comfort the man. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
He then shot the man.
“I’m off to confront the Master as to his newfound alliance with the Moleman population.” Doctor Who explained, putting his coat on. “Lu Ping, could you please dispose of this mess by the time I’m back? And draw up some suggestions to replace him in the mayor’s seat at Town Hall.”
“Sure thing!” Lu Ping rushed across the laboratory and grabbed it, bringing it over to the Doctor.
“Please, Lu Ping, be careful. I don’t know what I’d do without you.” He carefully considered the contents of the jar before him. “This is a highly corrosive acid, able to burn its way through any material here on God’s green Earth..”
He then, immediately, threw the liquid straight onto the man tied to the chair beside them.
“Tell me where the Master is hiding!” He barked.
The man let out an unrelenting scream of agony as his skin began to peel off. Doctor Who, in attempt to quiet him, threw a right hook across his face, knocking his chair to the floor.
“My good man, please, just tell me what I want to know and this will all be over for you.” He explained.
The man, again, grunted a negative response. Doctor Who, shaking his head, grabbed his pistol and cocked it.
Pressing it against the man’s temple, he began;
Please, I want to know,
Where, I’m supposed to go;
I spend all my wa-king nights,
Scared of the co-ming frights.
Oh, just tell me where the Master’s gone,
I’ll make it for-tu-i-tas for you;
Just tell me where the Master is,
Whether he’s with Nate or Pete or Drew;
Just let me know where he is,
I’m just dy-ing to knoooooooooooooow.
At this point, Doctor Who began dancing around, jumping and skipping throughout the lab whilst showboating with his cane and top hat. Lu Ping provided a basic backing vocal track, as the instrumental intermission came to a close.
Oh, just tell me where the Master’s gone,
I’ll make it for-tu-i-tas for you;
Just tell me where the Master’s gone,
He’s surely hiding somewhere new;
Just let me know where he is;
We’re just dying;
Lu Ping chimed in. “Just dying!”
-Just dying!
“Just dying!”
To, knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Exhausted from breath, the Doctor and Lu Ping bowed to the confused man tied and beaten in front of them.
“He’s at the abandoned mine!” The man struggled to let out.
“There, now.” Dr. Who kneeled down to comfort the man. “That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
He then shot the man.
“I’m off to confront the Master as to his newfound alliance with the Moleman population.” Doctor Who explained, putting his coat on. “Lu Ping, could you please dispose of this mess by the time I’m back? And draw up some suggestions to replace him in the mayor’s seat at Town Hall.”