It has just been announced that this upcoming season of 'Doctor Who' will be the last one to feature the character of 'Doctor Who'. Having hung on in there through thick and thin across 50 plus years, he has finally had enough of being pulled left, right and centre according to the whim of any passing producer or show runner.
"I can't take it any more" said Doctor Who, today, "they think they can use and abuse us fictional characters any which way. I've been made to do some right tripe in my time. Of course, I'll always be greatful to the wonderful BBC and all the fabulous people who sail in her, but if I see another impossible best thing ever-style press release I'll go mad!"
It's not yet known how or when the lead character will be removed from the series, and what Peter Capaldi will do when he's got no one to play any more. An even bigger problem for the production team is that no one apart from Doctor Who knows how to fly the Tardis and rumours are already flying that it will be exiled once more, or the ghost of Adric will appear to save the day.
"Doctor Who has been a fan favourite character for a long time now" chuckled Muppet, the current show runner, "and we felt that it was time for a change. We've got a few impossible surprises in store, though, making sure that this season will be the best one ever!"
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Last Edit: Sept 18, 2015 17:16:36 GMT by Oh! Gronic
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Post by Ribs, Suthers' Pal on Sept 18, 2015 17:52:56 GMT
It'll be just like the year they killed off the lead from Dallas, realized this was a terrible decision, and so revealed literally the entire season was a dream from the day before the previous season's finale.
Post by Cardy Jannetty on Sept 18, 2015 22:53:46 GMT
They could switch to a Curb Your Enthusiasm single-camera, improvised type show, where Peter Capaldi wanders around at the BBC and Doctor Who filming locations, hob-knobbing with Doctor Who cast and crew, and getting himself into embarrassing situations. It could be like some sort of ultra-hip, post-modern, existential comedy about Capaldi's quest to find meaning in his life since losing his part.
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