Post by C K Styles on Dec 14, 2016 3:57:08 GMT
The giant, Alpha Centauri shaped space station floated through space, speeding towards its destination. It used to be Galactic Federation headquarters until the Bullet Club took over. Onboard, Alpha Centauri and her gang danced away. Alpha Centauri had just revealed her evilness and had officially announced her membership of the dastardly Bullet Club.
"Hey AC, wanna hear a joke?" asked Karl Anderson. He was a short, bald man with a dark glint in his eye. He was trouble.
"Sure," squeaked Alpha Centauri.
"What has eight legs and lives underwater? An octopus!"
Alpha Centauri and the others laughed. It was true - an octopus does have eight legs (or tentacles) and they do live underwater. It was so clever.
Alpha Centauri and the Bullet Club were on their way to do something evil. But......a service hatch in the roof fell down. The Bullet Club collectively gasped. From the hatch jumped somebody. It was Wilfred Mott!!! And he had a bow and arrow. He pointed it at Alpha Centauri.
"Surrender, or I'll shoot," said old man Wilf. For a moment Alpha looked scared. Then she started laughing in her high pitch voice. "What is it? What's so funny?"
Behind Wilf strode somebody.
"It's a trap," stated the newcomer. Wilf turned to face the new arrival. It was Admiral Ackbar. He had a dagger. He rushed forward and stabbed Wilf in the heart. Wilf collapsed and died. lol.
In the meantime, they had arrived at their destination. Alpha Centauri stepped towards a control panel, and hit a big red button. From giant tentacles, the space ship launched six nuclear missiles at the planet they were now orbiting. BOOM!!!!!!! The planet disappeared into nothingness. Gallifrey was no more. The universe now belongs to the Bullet Club
"Hey AC, wanna hear a joke?" asked Karl Anderson. He was a short, bald man with a dark glint in his eye. He was trouble.
"Sure," squeaked Alpha Centauri.
"What has eight legs and lives underwater? An octopus!"
Alpha Centauri and the others laughed. It was true - an octopus does have eight legs (or tentacles) and they do live underwater. It was so clever.
Alpha Centauri and the Bullet Club were on their way to do something evil. But......a service hatch in the roof fell down. The Bullet Club collectively gasped. From the hatch jumped somebody. It was Wilfred Mott!!! And he had a bow and arrow. He pointed it at Alpha Centauri.
"Surrender, or I'll shoot," said old man Wilf. For a moment Alpha looked scared. Then she started laughing in her high pitch voice. "What is it? What's so funny?"
Behind Wilf strode somebody.
"It's a trap," stated the newcomer. Wilf turned to face the new arrival. It was Admiral Ackbar. He had a dagger. He rushed forward and stabbed Wilf in the heart. Wilf collapsed and died. lol.
In the meantime, they had arrived at their destination. Alpha Centauri stepped towards a control panel, and hit a big red button. From giant tentacles, the space ship launched six nuclear missiles at the planet they were now orbiting. BOOM!!!!!!! The planet disappeared into nothingness. Gallifrey was no more. The universe now belongs to the Bullet Club