Dr. Who and the Planet of the Nazis
Jul 3, 2014 14:05:27 GMT
Hellvis Azal Deathley and Not the Mind Probe!!! like this
Post by theretsam on Jul 3, 2014 14:05:27 GMT
The TARDIS landed on the Planet of the Nazis. Out stepped the Doctor (the one with the flashy coat) and his companion Frobisher, a shape-shifter who was right now in the shape of a t.Rex. However, he was still only four feet tall (about 120 cm).
Through the speakers blared the anthem of the United Nations of the Planet of the Nazis, which sounded like this.
"We're on the Planet of the Nazis," said the Doctor. "A good thing I'm naturally good-looking in this incarnation, they won't suspect a thing." He then wanted to educate Frobisher on the interesting and controversial history of the Planet of the Nazis, but it never came to be.
Out of a small bush, about 6 feet to the Doctor's right, three Ninja Nazis leaped out and placed a small jute bag over Frobisher's head. They then ran off with him, leaving the Doctor to put his hands of his hips and laugh. "That Frobisher!" he said out loud. "Makes instant friends wherever he goes!" This reminded him of something, and immediately went back into the TARDIS to fetch some (Just Add Water) InstantFriends!™, when the TARDIS was picked up by a large crane.
When Frobisher came to his senses, he found himself in a laboratory with lots of instruments that emitted a sort of blue light. He was chained to an iron pole. In came the scientist to whom this place seemingly belonged. She was a young woman, roughly in her twenties (Frobisher was really bad at guessing ages, especially as each species aged differently), wearing dentist's attire and a very short skirt, revealing rather amazing legs. A mouth cap was hanging around her neck. She had blue eyes and blonde hair: the perfect Nazi ideal.
She introduced herself. "I am Frau Doktor Liesl von Schauw. Who are You?"
"My name is Frobisher," Frobisher said.
"You do not conform to our Laws of Appearance, Herr Frobischer."
"Well, I'm sorry. I just happen to be a visitor."
"Clearly You understand, that our Laws apply as much to Visitors as they do to Residents. Why," she laughed haughtily, "imagine the Chaos that would ensue if Visitors weren't Subject to our Laws."
"Ah," said Frobisher.
There was an awkward silence.
"You will be modified accordingly." she said without a hint of emotion, as she grabbed something that looked like a pizza knife that rotated very quickly.
The Doctor, having found his InstantFriends!™ and put it into one of his pockets, stepped out of the TARDIS once more. To his surprise, the environs had changed to a rubbish tip as he stepped into something that once was a live fish.
"The TARDIS seems to have moved without my help. Peculiar," he murmured to himself as he walked down the Trash Hill. He found a Sombrero and put it on, tipping his hat to the bewildered Waste Master in his Waste Master House at the Gate.
Being the Doctor, the Doctor sought the attention of the first person he could find on the street, asking him where he was and where he should go. As he described the surroundings where he had first landed, and was redirected to the Reichpalast.
TO BE CONTINUED... (cos I'm bored)
Through the speakers blared the anthem of the United Nations of the Planet of the Nazis, which sounded like this.
"We're on the Planet of the Nazis," said the Doctor. "A good thing I'm naturally good-looking in this incarnation, they won't suspect a thing." He then wanted to educate Frobisher on the interesting and controversial history of the Planet of the Nazis, but it never came to be.
Out of a small bush, about 6 feet to the Doctor's right, three Ninja Nazis leaped out and placed a small jute bag over Frobisher's head. They then ran off with him, leaving the Doctor to put his hands of his hips and laugh. "That Frobisher!" he said out loud. "Makes instant friends wherever he goes!" This reminded him of something, and immediately went back into the TARDIS to fetch some (Just Add Water) InstantFriends!™, when the TARDIS was picked up by a large crane.
When Frobisher came to his senses, he found himself in a laboratory with lots of instruments that emitted a sort of blue light. He was chained to an iron pole. In came the scientist to whom this place seemingly belonged. She was a young woman, roughly in her twenties (Frobisher was really bad at guessing ages, especially as each species aged differently), wearing dentist's attire and a very short skirt, revealing rather amazing legs. A mouth cap was hanging around her neck. She had blue eyes and blonde hair: the perfect Nazi ideal.
She introduced herself. "I am Frau Doktor Liesl von Schauw. Who are You?"
"My name is Frobisher," Frobisher said.
"You do not conform to our Laws of Appearance, Herr Frobischer."
"Well, I'm sorry. I just happen to be a visitor."
"Clearly You understand, that our Laws apply as much to Visitors as they do to Residents. Why," she laughed haughtily, "imagine the Chaos that would ensue if Visitors weren't Subject to our Laws."
"Ah," said Frobisher.
There was an awkward silence.
"You will be modified accordingly." she said without a hint of emotion, as she grabbed something that looked like a pizza knife that rotated very quickly.
The Doctor, having found his InstantFriends!™ and put it into one of his pockets, stepped out of the TARDIS once more. To his surprise, the environs had changed to a rubbish tip as he stepped into something that once was a live fish.
"The TARDIS seems to have moved without my help. Peculiar," he murmured to himself as he walked down the Trash Hill. He found a Sombrero and put it on, tipping his hat to the bewildered Waste Master in his Waste Master House at the Gate.
Being the Doctor, the Doctor sought the attention of the first person he could find on the street, asking him where he was and where he should go. As he described the surroundings where he had first landed, and was redirected to the Reichpalast.
TO BE CONTINUED... (cos I'm bored)