Post by Hellvis Azal Deathley on Nov 10, 2014 21:53:35 GMT
Okay, dudes, here it is.
Your latest competition.
This competition is to pen a limmerick based on Dr. Who's love affair with The Mistress/ Missy/ Master... Whatever. It can detail their past, present or future relationship, so this is a perfect opportunity for some good old fashioned Master/ Doctor FanFic!!!
1/ Your entry must must be in true limmerick style (That's five lines of the rhyming variety). Any other form of Poetry will not be counted.
2/ Your entry MUST HAVE A TITLE. This is for polling/ voting purposes later. If your entry does not include a title (and to save me from asking each entrant to clarify after the event) your entry WILL NOT be counted.
3/ You may submit up to a maximum of THREE entries. If you submit any more than this, I'm sure they will be admired by all, but we cannot count any more than THREE entries per person.
4/ The competition will close on Thursday, 20th November 2014 at 11:00 PM (GMT). That's 10 days or thereabouts. Entries submitted after this will not be counted.
5/ After the competition is closed all entries will be polled to select the winner. The top 3 with the most votes will receive a P$ cash prize.
6/ Final descisions will rest with the forum Management, such as in the event of a tie.
7/ Winner will receive 500 P$, runner up 200 P$, 3rd place 100 P$,
8/ ALL entrants will receive an I am Bard Badge, for their sheer poetic genius. (Only 1 badge per entrant)
The Master looked into the void, The Doctor, he just looked annoyed. Once they were chums, But now he hears drums, The Master would stump even Freud.
Looking at that one again, it looks like the kind of thing that Richard Stilgoe or someone would read out just before the adverts on Countdown and look smug about.
The audience wouldn't laugh, but they'd say "Aah" because it's clever (and also a bit risque for that time in the afternoon, because Freud is synonymous with rude things) and applaud, encouraging him enough to never shut up, and doom us all to this tedious bit of history repeating itself every day from now until the end of time. So yeah. Don't vote for it. It'll only encourage me.
May 12, 2015 9:48:12 GMT - Reverend ComradeKaled said:
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