Post by Hellvis Azal Deathley on Nov 24, 2014 12:36:41 GMT
We had some fantastic limmericks for the latest competition, and now is your chance to vote for your favourites.
1/ You may select up to three entries to vote for.
2/ Winner will receive 500 P$,
runner up 200 P$,
3rd place 100 P$.
3/ Final decisions will rest with the forum Management, such as in the event of a tie.
4/ Poll will close at 11PM (GMT) on Monday, 1st December.
(All entrants will receive their Bard badges in due course. I have to wait until my home PC is fixed, as my work PC filters out all images therefore badges are currently unavailable to me. Don't worry, I won't forget to award your badges!)
Entries are as follows:
His Penis is Slowly Regenerating And One Day It Will Come Back, Yes It Will Come Back
- by Bumhand
There once was a chap called the Master
Whose cock got shot off by a blaster
Then he grew tits, yes
He called himself Mistress
But he's healing his junk 'neath a plaster.
Problematic & Triggering
- by Cold Lazarou
Said the Master, "I once drezzed for occasion,
Way back when my henchman was Asian.
But now that i'm Missy
There's no need to be prissy
I lift my skirt up and await invasion."
Cock Up Your Beaver
- by Scribbling
There once was a master who thought
I'll have what the Doctor's not got
It's gonnae get weird
I'm losing the beard
I'll dress and talk like a Scot.
Id, Ego and Supervillain
- by Bumhand
The Master looked into the void,
The Doctor, he just looked annoyed.
Once they were chums,
But now he hears drums,
The Master would stump even Freud.
What dreams may cum
- by Draculasaurus
The Master and Doctor were chums.
The Doctor would fill him with cum.
This time she halted his pole.
-said Doctor I've grown a new hole.
so please keep it out of my bum.
Man of a thousand faeces
- by Ogronic
The Master was known to pull stunts
Like shrinking the Brig's UNIT grunts
But a 'Mistress' plan he did hatch
He re-genned his cock to a snatch
Then crowed "This'll fool all those c***s!"
Battle of the Sexes
- by Ogronic
"Jehosophat!" the Doctor did cry
When he found out that Missy's a guy
Her plan was so big
The Doc needed Cyber-Brig;
A last salute, then ascent to the sky.
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
- by The Polar One
It's a shame you hated my prezzie
I know it wasn't quite Bessie
No need for a huff
I'll get you a muff
Coz I think I'm a bit of a lezzie
A Doctor of Proctology
- by Bumhand
The Master near conquered the globe,
But he is a bad homophobe.
When the Doctor dances,
He shuns his advances,
And shouts out "No, not the bum probe!"
The Doctor Curses
- by Ogronic
"Och, whither Mistress or Masterrr
Ye're still a basterr
Puir Osgood got kilt
Danny, Clara did jilt
So Brig wiped ye oot wi' his blasterrr!"
Get voting!
1/ You may select up to three entries to vote for.
2/ Winner will receive 500 P$,
runner up 200 P$,
3rd place 100 P$.
3/ Final decisions will rest with the forum Management, such as in the event of a tie.
4/ Poll will close at 11PM (GMT) on Monday, 1st December.
(All entrants will receive their Bard badges in due course. I have to wait until my home PC is fixed, as my work PC filters out all images therefore badges are currently unavailable to me. Don't worry, I won't forget to award your badges!)
Entries are as follows:
His Penis is Slowly Regenerating And One Day It Will Come Back, Yes It Will Come Back
- by Bumhand
There once was a chap called the Master
Whose cock got shot off by a blaster
Then he grew tits, yes
He called himself Mistress
But he's healing his junk 'neath a plaster.
Problematic & Triggering
- by Cold Lazarou
Said the Master, "I once drezzed for occasion,
Way back when my henchman was Asian.
But now that i'm Missy
There's no need to be prissy
I lift my skirt up and await invasion."
Cock Up Your Beaver
- by Scribbling
There once was a master who thought
I'll have what the Doctor's not got
It's gonnae get weird
I'm losing the beard
I'll dress and talk like a Scot.
Id, Ego and Supervillain
- by Bumhand
The Master looked into the void,
The Doctor, he just looked annoyed.
Once they were chums,
But now he hears drums,
The Master would stump even Freud.
What dreams may cum
- by Draculasaurus
The Master and Doctor were chums.
The Doctor would fill him with cum.
This time she halted his pole.
-said Doctor I've grown a new hole.
so please keep it out of my bum.
Man of a thousand faeces
- by Ogronic
The Master was known to pull stunts
Like shrinking the Brig's UNIT grunts
But a 'Mistress' plan he did hatch
He re-genned his cock to a snatch
Then crowed "This'll fool all those c***s!"
Battle of the Sexes
- by Ogronic
"Jehosophat!" the Doctor did cry
When he found out that Missy's a guy
Her plan was so big
The Doc needed Cyber-Brig;
A last salute, then ascent to the sky.
Among these dark Satanic Mills?
- by The Polar One
It's a shame you hated my prezzie
I know it wasn't quite Bessie
No need for a huff
I'll get you a muff
Coz I think I'm a bit of a lezzie
A Doctor of Proctology
- by Bumhand
The Master near conquered the globe,
But he is a bad homophobe.
When the Doctor dances,
He shuns his advances,
And shouts out "No, not the bum probe!"
The Doctor Curses
- by Ogronic
"Och, whither Mistress or Masterrr
Ye're still a basterr
Puir Osgood got kilt
Danny, Clara did jilt
So Brig wiped ye oot wi' his blasterrr!"
Get voting!