As we know we can't have a proper election campaign without some form of scandal or gaff that will wildly sway public opinion. But so far this election campaign has gone without even a single accusation of corruption, bigoted remark or custard pie in the face. How as part of the unwashed masses am I meant to decide which party to follow if they are all so squeaky clean?
Post by Claude McLazarou on Jun 11, 2014 11:27:17 GMT
I fully expect biased BBC coverage of this election, like their pro-UKIP, anti-Scots independance slanted* coverage.
I expect i shall turn the BBC News channel on to see footage of Suthers being interviewed live from the moon, guffawing like Farage and talking about the moon not being part of the EU and hence free of migrants and foreigners and gypos. Then there'd be a burst of static in which Azal's Satanic visage will appear laughing, like that bit off 'The Satan Pit'.
I expect if i chin enough cans this afternoon, this may happen by nightfall.
(*note to Sandifer, this is not an epicanthic slur, nor is it a reference to The Talons of Weng Chiang).
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