Post by theretsam on Aug 9, 2014 14:45:55 GMT
Greetings, recipe ****ers! From the fan fiction discussion thread, here is an index of all the stories I've published on the JPRBDF, with some background info.
Dr Who and the 30th anniversary specials
December 28, 2013
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/443/dr-who-30th-anniversary-specials
This is the very first of my fictions. You can tell by its structure, since a normal forum post is the framing device for a fictional story. In the year (?) before this, I'd mostly been working with concepts and ideas and really wanted to write something proper, actually. Here I found the place for it.
Status: one-piece-work
Dr Who and the Story of the Many Installments
January 5, 2014 to February 15, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/457/dr-who-story-installments
My epic. I should finish this some day. I've actually had an ending in my head from day one. It's a bit pretentious, a bit rambling, but here's where I picked up my JPRBDF style, I think.
Status: on hold, second act
The Inner Space (Fake) Trailer Thread
January 11, 2014, March 12, 2014, and July 23, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/462/inner-space-fake-trailer-thread
Random fluff, yay! This is my take on Doctor Who Unbound. It was meant to be a thread where everyone could put their own fake trailers, but I failed to say that. This one's best used sparingly.
Status: one-piece-works, irrelevant
Dr Who and the 12 Part Dr Who Story
February 22, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/550/dr-who-12-story
And so begins my long string of unfinished stories. Wanting to do another multi-Doctor story (I love writing the interactions!), but not wanting to go back to the convoluted mess that is the Story of the Many Installments, I produced this. Basically, it was going to be this twelve times. Lately I came up with a similar idea that had Donna Noble do this. I think she would work awesomely alongside the Pert.
Status: unfinished
Dr Who and the Servants of Yetaxa
March 11, 2014 to March 14, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/577/dr-who-servants-yetaxa
This was supposed to be a different kind of story. The story of Season 1, told as one great epic of anachronisms. I'd have to change several things, but the idea was that there was this secret order called the Servants of Yetaxa, after the events of the Aztecs, including Tegana, who poisoned Marco Polo's water supply on the planet of the Sensorites which caused them to mutate into Daleks or something. That kind of thing. Each installment would have a title from a Season 1 episode, so in total there would be 39 installments. At the end, there would be the revelation that this mess was caused by an anarchist Time Lord - the Monk - and that would be the hook for the next epic.
Status: unfinished
The Doctor's Diary - Excerpts
April 10, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/595/doctors-diary-excerpts
Another thread where everyone could add their own stuff, which I again failed to communicate.
Status: whatever
Doctor Who - The Companion Chronicles - The Americans
June 28, 2014
That's weird, isn't it? An unpublished story. This is an example of me planning a story and therefore never finishing it. It was supposed to be a full-fledged Companion Chronicle (so-called #9.0) set just before Planet of Giants, where the TARDIS crew would land in the middle of the American Revolution and find themselves on the losing side of history. Barbara and Ian went down to camp, along with Captain Goodman, while the Doctor bonded with Susan in the town of Boston, finding he can revel in history (the missing link between The Reign of Terror and The Romans), as they throw crates off the ship at the Boston Tea Party, together.
Status: I should finish this
Dr Who and the Planet of the Nazis
July 3, 2014 to July 23, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/693/dr-who-planet
Have you ever heard of Axe Cop? It's a webcomic written by a kid at primary school, and drawn by his brother who is in his twenties. This kid comes up with all kinds of insane ideas, and his brother simply draws them and formats them so they look like a proper webcomic. And it is called Axe. Cop. That kind of insanity I wanted to put in here. I was going to change Frobisher into loads of things, including the Doctor, Queen Elizabeth I, and a kitchen sink.
Status: unknown
The Problem of Susan
July 13, 2014 to July 26, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/716/problem-susan
If you've ever read Sandifer's blog, you know about the so-called Problem of Susan. However, this is only a problem is you regard as such. I don't, and change history a couple of lines. I should really finish this.
Status: on hold, second act
Last Post
July 27, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/760/last-post
So, not proper Doctor Who fiction then. This was something that popped up in my head. It's weird and doesn't go anywhere, but I like it better than some of the other stuff on here.
Status: one-piece-work
Doctor Who and the Thick of It (Rated Ooh-Aar)
July 28, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/762/doctor-who-thick-rated-ooh
The joke that Capaldi's previous major TV character was someone who swore like a sailor came to me a little late, I should say. So I thought it would be funny if there was an entire story where half of the dialogue had to be censored. That got old quickly, so I came up with something else that was slightly taken from the Knýtling saga. I love Russell T.
Status: one-piece-work
Let's Make A Story Together 2: Let's Make Another Story Together
August 2, 2014 to ongoing
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/780/make-another-story
Is it unfair to count this one and not its predecessor? I didn't count The Create-Your-Own-Story Thread feat. The Retsam either, because that didn't go anywhere. This one I did not fully write, but started with certain intentions, much like other threads above. An attempt in vain to recreate the glory days of yore.
Status: well, that was a failure
Peri's Breasts or Bosom of Doom
August 7, 2014 to ongoing
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/808/peris-breasts
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/808/bosom-doom
Certainly the most audacious thing I've come up with. Contrary to what you might think, it's not finished yet. It's barely started. It's a play on Moffat's Improbable Girl syndrome as we find out that due to travels with the Doctor, a grand impossible cosmic occurrence happens... centered around Peri's breasts, of all things. She is not amused.
Status: ongoing
The Sonnet of Peter and Jenna (The Doctor and Clara - Sonnets Poetry Competition #13)
August 23, 2014
Revised: August 24, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23577/thread
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23612/thread
This was fun, even if it doesn't even remotely look like a sonnet.
Status: one-piece work
The Negative-Space Wedgie of Destruction
Episode 1: The Wedgie of Destruction (Companions! The New Recipe #12)
August 24, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23651/thread
This was fun to write, even if can't be as relatively bonkers as the original, since all the stories in Companions! The New Recipe are bonkers already.
Status: one-piece work
Episode 2: The Kink of Disaster (Companions! The New Recipe #13)
August 31, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23783/thread
I honestly think The Wedgie of Destruction was better. Still, this was a true game-changer.
Status: one-piece-work
Retsam Story Thing
September 8, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/886/retsam-story-thing
Yeah, I have nothing to say about this.
Status: one-piece-work
Dr Who and the 30th anniversary specials
December 28, 2013
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/443/dr-who-30th-anniversary-specials
This is the very first of my fictions. You can tell by its structure, since a normal forum post is the framing device for a fictional story. In the year (?) before this, I'd mostly been working with concepts and ideas and really wanted to write something proper, actually. Here I found the place for it.
Status: one-piece-work
Dr Who and the Story of the Many Installments
January 5, 2014 to February 15, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/457/dr-who-story-installments
My epic. I should finish this some day. I've actually had an ending in my head from day one. It's a bit pretentious, a bit rambling, but here's where I picked up my JPRBDF style, I think.
Status: on hold, second act
The Inner Space (Fake) Trailer Thread
January 11, 2014, March 12, 2014, and July 23, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/462/inner-space-fake-trailer-thread
Random fluff, yay! This is my take on Doctor Who Unbound. It was meant to be a thread where everyone could put their own fake trailers, but I failed to say that. This one's best used sparingly.
Status: one-piece-works, irrelevant
Dr Who and the 12 Part Dr Who Story
February 22, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/550/dr-who-12-story
And so begins my long string of unfinished stories. Wanting to do another multi-Doctor story (I love writing the interactions!), but not wanting to go back to the convoluted mess that is the Story of the Many Installments, I produced this. Basically, it was going to be this twelve times. Lately I came up with a similar idea that had Donna Noble do this. I think she would work awesomely alongside the Pert.
Status: unfinished
Dr Who and the Servants of Yetaxa
March 11, 2014 to March 14, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/577/dr-who-servants-yetaxa
This was supposed to be a different kind of story. The story of Season 1, told as one great epic of anachronisms. I'd have to change several things, but the idea was that there was this secret order called the Servants of Yetaxa, after the events of the Aztecs, including Tegana, who poisoned Marco Polo's water supply on the planet of the Sensorites which caused them to mutate into Daleks or something. That kind of thing. Each installment would have a title from a Season 1 episode, so in total there would be 39 installments. At the end, there would be the revelation that this mess was caused by an anarchist Time Lord - the Monk - and that would be the hook for the next epic.
Status: unfinished
The Doctor's Diary - Excerpts
April 10, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/595/doctors-diary-excerpts
Another thread where everyone could add their own stuff, which I again failed to communicate.
Status: whatever
Doctor Who - The Companion Chronicles - The Americans
June 28, 2014
That's weird, isn't it? An unpublished story. This is an example of me planning a story and therefore never finishing it. It was supposed to be a full-fledged Companion Chronicle (so-called #9.0) set just before Planet of Giants, where the TARDIS crew would land in the middle of the American Revolution and find themselves on the losing side of history. Barbara and Ian went down to camp, along with Captain Goodman, while the Doctor bonded with Susan in the town of Boston, finding he can revel in history (the missing link between The Reign of Terror and The Romans), as they throw crates off the ship at the Boston Tea Party, together.
Status: I should finish this
Dr Who and the Planet of the Nazis
July 3, 2014 to July 23, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/693/dr-who-planet
Have you ever heard of Axe Cop? It's a webcomic written by a kid at primary school, and drawn by his brother who is in his twenties. This kid comes up with all kinds of insane ideas, and his brother simply draws them and formats them so they look like a proper webcomic. And it is called Axe. Cop. That kind of insanity I wanted to put in here. I was going to change Frobisher into loads of things, including the Doctor, Queen Elizabeth I, and a kitchen sink.
Status: unknown
The Problem of Susan
July 13, 2014 to July 26, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/716/problem-susan
If you've ever read Sandifer's blog, you know about the so-called Problem of Susan. However, this is only a problem is you regard as such. I don't, and change history a couple of lines. I should really finish this.
Status: on hold, second act
Last Post
July 27, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/760/last-post
So, not proper Doctor Who fiction then. This was something that popped up in my head. It's weird and doesn't go anywhere, but I like it better than some of the other stuff on here.
Status: one-piece-work
Doctor Who and the Thick of It (Rated Ooh-Aar)
July 28, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/762/doctor-who-thick-rated-ooh
The joke that Capaldi's previous major TV character was someone who swore like a sailor came to me a little late, I should say. So I thought it would be funny if there was an entire story where half of the dialogue had to be censored. That got old quickly, so I came up with something else that was slightly taken from the Knýtling saga. I love Russell T.
Status: one-piece-work
Let's Make A Story Together 2: Let's Make Another Story Together
August 2, 2014 to ongoing
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/780/make-another-story
Is it unfair to count this one and not its predecessor? I didn't count The Create-Your-Own-Story Thread feat. The Retsam either, because that didn't go anywhere. This one I did not fully write, but started with certain intentions, much like other threads above. An attempt in vain to recreate the glory days of yore.
Status: well, that was a failure
Peri's Breasts or Bosom of Doom
August 7, 2014 to ongoing
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/808/peris-breasts
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/808/bosom-doom
Certainly the most audacious thing I've come up with. Contrary to what you might think, it's not finished yet. It's barely started. It's a play on Moffat's Improbable Girl syndrome as we find out that due to travels with the Doctor, a grand impossible cosmic occurrence happens... centered around Peri's breasts, of all things. She is not amused.
Status: ongoing
The Sonnet of Peter and Jenna (The Doctor and Clara - Sonnets Poetry Competition #13)
August 23, 2014
Revised: August 24, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23577/thread
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23612/thread
This was fun, even if it doesn't even remotely look like a sonnet.
Status: one-piece work
The Negative-Space Wedgie of Destruction
Episode 1: The Wedgie of Destruction (Companions! The New Recipe #12)
August 24, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23651/thread
This was fun to write, even if can't be as relatively bonkers as the original, since all the stories in Companions! The New Recipe are bonkers already.
Status: one-piece work
Episode 2: The Kink of Disaster (Companions! The New Recipe #13)
August 31, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/post/23783/thread
I honestly think The Wedgie of Destruction was better. Still, this was a true game-changer.
Status: one-piece-work
Retsam Story Thing
September 8, 2014
jonpertweerecipebook.boards.net/thread/886/retsam-story-thing
Yeah, I have nothing to say about this.
Status: one-piece-work