I'm, like, tewdally stoked to hear that Zack Snyder is planning to unimagine the 'Doctor Who property.'
'I'm taking this guy out of the little leagues,' says Snyder, promising to explore the Doctor's, more adult, vengeful side. The Doc will have a torture chamber in the fully armed TARDIS (which will now be called The TARDECUTIONER) where he and new companion, Lynndie England, carve question marks into the chests of bad guys before dumping them on the streets as a warning to 'the Other.'
'The complexities and difficult decisions of time travel justice will be examined,' promises Snyder. 'Are the Daleks all bad? I dunno, you kinda gotta admit that they get stuff done. Anyway, It's going to be, like, so awesome and, where it comes to guns, the Doc is going to become the man who would. It's time to grow up guys,' concluded the Objectivist manchild.
If you can't make it to the movie theatre don't worry because cute Doc Who lunch boxes, flasks and baby grows will be available at all stores. You can support the franchise by buying one of those instead.
Last Edit: Mar 25, 2016 14:42:29 GMT by Deleted: What's more American than baseball?
offline nelly: Oh, flow, this place has'nt had any activity in a while.
May 21, 2019 18:44:50 GMT
Hellvis Azal Deathley: I think people have lost interest in the Dr Who, since the cultural marxists invaded
Jun 2, 2019 18:35:14 GMT
offline nelly: @hellvisazaldeathley Theyre called SJWs and theyre only interested in LGBT headcanons and racebent tranny vitiligo fanart. Anyways can I become culturally soviet nelly, how would it be?
Jun 9, 2019 20:04:28 GMT
culturally soviet nelly: Priyvet!
Jun 9, 2019 20:04:45 GMT