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It appears to be an onion, yes.  What kind of kids just eat a raw onion? Fucked up kids, that's who.

I begin to see.

Will that mean Rover Snug will eventually show up?

I'm intrigued by the adventures of Dr Who and his grandchildren.  For one thing, they just seem to wander into his TARDIS one day, apparently without having met him ever before despite being related.  Then they just go off on adventures without questioning much.

The 60s does indeed seem like a strange and wonderful place.

Did you give the motherboard a good scrub?

I fail to understand. "They keep him secretly" - keep him secretly from whom? Why are they hiding him? What are they Daleks "own ends"?  Why is Dr. Who now floating through space when he was overpowered by the Voords in the last Cardisode?

This is more confusing than a Moffat series-arc!

I have more PertBucks, awesome. Mr Draculasaurus, sir, could I please purchase one of your finest Master badges?

I'm not sure I like this version of Dr Who. I do hope he doesn't spend all his time traversing time and space to blow up the unemployed. How would they find jobs like that?

You tempt me. I'm afraid I'd have to give them a good rewatch though before I try anything.  I will definitely jump in and write one some day!

I find these pictures very interesting and I'm trying to figure out the narrative behind them.

Picture A I find quite interesting, Doctor Who is talking to a cabbage, but he also has the kind of expression that tells me he's blitzed off his face.

Picture B is disturbing.  Doctor Who is showing some rather sadistic qualities there.  I mean, I get that he doesn't like the Cybermen, but removing one's head and preparing a mean inside shows a very twisted side to his nature.

Picture C I find most interesting. Doctor Who has just eaten some kind of animal and there are little chicks on the table.  He also looks quite put out.  Either he's killed and eaten those little bird's mother and now they're crying over her desolated corpse, or there was something else in that meal and he's hallucinating.  I'm inclined to believe the latter.

Indeed.  And if the universe did not implode and you walked around in public wearing it you'd probably put those who look upon its glory into some kind of trance of sheer awe.  It could be dangerous, but probably worth it.

"What the fuck did you say to me, you little prick? Up your arse, ya pissing dogshite, bollocks, bloody buggering arsehole!"